A joke......umbrella thief

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  • A joke......umbrella thief

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    Umbrella Thief

    A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work.

    On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking.

    The woman started yelled, "Umbrella thief, Umbrella thief."

    The embarrassed guy returned the umbrella and apologized, before getting abused and beaten up by other woman loving passengers.

    In the evening he picked up all his umbrellas repaired, put them under his arms and started walking towards home. Unfortunately the morning lady returning from work bumped into him.

    The lady commented, "Seems, you had a profitable day at work today

    The Jewish and Chinese Pilots

    A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

    His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

    Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

    'No like Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'

    'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'

    'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

    'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.. . Doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

    There's a few minutes of silence.

    'I no like Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.

    'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

    'Jews sink Titanic.'

    'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

    'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... All same.'


  • #2
    hhhhhhhh.....nice jokes....liked them

    thank youuuuuuu


    • #3
      you are welcome sister


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        • #5
          thanks sister oummayama for passing by these poor two jokes.wish you happy and funny moments to you and your kids without forgetting your husband surely


          • #6
            رد: A joke......umbrella thief

            Seems, you had a profitable day at work today

            hh misunderstanding
            thank u so much sweety

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