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  • when an englishman laughs



    Little girl: _ Please drink your tea, Mr Williams. I want to watch you.
    Mr Williams: _ Of course my dear,but why?
    little girl: _ Because Mummy says you drink like a fish.

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    _ What is the longest word in english? _ I don't know!
    _ "Smiles", because there is a mile between the first and the last letter!!!


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    A glutton!
    (A mother to her son, after the sixth piece of cake)
    _ Tom! you are a glutton.How can you eat so much?
    _ I don't know, it's just good luck!


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    A nervous passenger
    _ I'm scared of the water_ Don'y be silly, people never drown in these waters.
    _ Are you sure, young man?_ Of course I am, the sharks never let anybody drown.


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    Mother: _ My son's a doctor of philosophy.
    Neighbour: _ Oh good, what kind of illness is "philosophy"?


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    At the concert
    _ This piece is a symphony by Mozart. _ I suppose it is something new.
    _ What! don't you know that Mozart is dead?
    _ Excuse me, I never read the papers.

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    _ He never talks to me.
    _ Don't ever say that! Say: he always talks to other people.


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    _ Can you lend me five pounds?
    _ But I don't know you!
    _ That's exactly why i'm asking you!!


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    Teacher: _ Jane, why do you always come to school with dirty hands?
    Jane: _ Well, miss, I haven't got any others.


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    _ Jack, I'm freezing, close the window! it's cold outside.
    _ You want me to get out of bed and close the window! but if I do, it won't be warm outside.


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    When Mrs Davis told her husband that guests were coming to dinner that night, he went out into the hall and hid all the umbrellas.
    _ What's the matter? asked his wife, are you afraid someone will steal them?
    _ It' not that, replied her husband, but I'm afraid someone might recognise them!

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    The park-keepeer walked up to a tramp who was sleeping on a bench in Green Park.
    _ Hey! you! he shouted, I'm going to shut the park gates!
    _ Alright, replied the tramp, try not to slam them.


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    A Rolls Riyce stopped in front of Harrrods and a lady in a fur coat and diamond necklace got out .
    A tramp ran up to her and said: Please, lady, I haven't eaten for a week!
    _ Well, you have to force yourself! was the reply.


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    _ I forgot my wife's berthday _ What did she say?
    _ Nothing! _ That's alright then.
    _ Yes, nothing...for three weeks!!!


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    Mrs Thomas and Mrs Jones met in the shopping-centre.
    Mrs Jones was pushing a pram with her two little boys inside.
    _ Good morning Mrs jones, what beautiful children! Tell me, how old are they?
    _ Well, said Mrs Jones, the doctor is two and the lawyer is three!!!


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    _ Listen,Tommy, if you promide never to say that rude word again, I will give you ten pence.
    _ Oh, I know another that is worth at least fifty pence!


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    Confirmed bachelor: _ Believe me, all women are silly; I have only met one intelligent woman in my whole life.
    _ Why didn't you marry her then?
    _ I asked her, but she refused me!

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  • #2
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.thanks sister fatima for the jokes at least we get an idea about what makes the english man laughs.thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkss i want to make it the longest world in the world but unfortunately there is not a mile between the first and the last word.hhhhhhh.thanks

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    • #3
      thank you sister... funny jokes..

      i liked the last one much

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      • #4
        هههههههههه والله موتني ضحك اضحك الله سنك

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        • #5
          It s very funny hhhhhhhhhhh , thank you Fatima dkouk

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          • #6
            at least you coud make me laugh in en
            glish way ....thanks for this nice and funy jokes

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            • #7
              thank u sis for ur effort but honestly i prefer moroccan ones they make me laugh easily
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