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    Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions


    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


    Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other


    Conference : The confusion of one mance multiplied by the number present


    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on



    Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read



    Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught


    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together



    Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip


    Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do



    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes


    Father : A banker provided by nature


    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"



    Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich


    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life


    Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river


    Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."



    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after



    Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead



    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight



    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power


    Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth


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  • #2
    that's a good one
    thanks
    I like those

    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
    believes he got the biggest piece
    Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do



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    • #3

      you are being so kind by readng and replying to those definitions
      thanks darling oummayama.
      those are real life definitions not a dictionary definitions that's why may be they are funny

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      • #4
        thanks ,i really had fun to read that,you are so sweet little girl

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        • #5
          thank you for ...i liked the ETC definition ...it really means that






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          • #6
            Thanks for you sisters oum isslam and goodness.you are sweet too darling oum isslam i am happy that you enjoy
            reading this page you and my sister goodness too

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            • #7
              the sweetest things are your wonderful words dear sis...

              wish you the best






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              • #8
                you more than welcom sweety

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                • #9
                  Thank you so much sisters

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                  • #10
                    Thanks a lot sweetie ...You're right all of them describe our real life
                    best regards

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                    • #11
                      thanks sister sojoooood

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